Must be enthusiastic, energetic and able to handle the occasional customer coming in complaining about how Zerg are at a disadvantage because they look like the aliens from Starship Troopers.
Organization of building placement a must. Consistency also key, but also needs the ability to handle whatever is thrown at him/her.
Good communication of your workflow to the other team members is a must.
Required Education:
At least a 2 months degree in Day(9)'s School of Better Gaming and Pwnage
Must have Experience in the following:
- 4 gate rushed Phoneix Rushed Dark Templar Rushed Void Ray Rushed Protiss Sniper Rushed..... Pylon Rushed Immortal Rushed Scouting
Compensation will be given but not limited too as followed:
- Colossus Lazers up the Ass Immortal Shields Up the Ass Free Zealot Slumber Party Free game of Hide and Seek with a Dark Templar Playing Keep away with a Phoneix Playing Tag with a Stalker A reservation at High Templar (dude look at me hands) Karis's Hookah Bar. The occasional usage of ,"Nerf Terrans" ,"Your mom goes to college", and ,"Why dont you love me?" can and will also be used as compensation for services rendered.
Medical Benefits include:
- Free Colonoscopy from a Void Ray. The longer hes there...well never mind. 1 free Vasectomy a year from Dr. Zealot's office. Usually once is enough though... $100 Laser Eye correction from Dr. Collossus, Once you get corrected, youll never have to go back!
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Ok seriously, im looking for a terran player gold-platinum level to help with my game. I primarily 4 gate and i want to break my habit of that to see whats the best way to hit a MM bio ball. with my schedule i can only play around 8-10pm on weekdays CST. f your avaialble around this time let me know.
Hit me up with your character code and ill add ya :)
I have this big gelatinous bug that vomits Infested Terrans. I suppose that isn't what you're looking for?
ReplyDeleteNot quite, but close!
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